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Rihanna Wants a Kid, Possibly With Chris Brown
Rihanna covers Elle UK this month and talks about Chris Brown, Instagram and her future. Discussing Ri-Ri on this website is something of a lose-lose situation: Salem-style piling on her for her...
View ArticleDalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter Equals Spotted Anarchy
HEY HEY HEY WHAT IS THAT IS SMELLS GOOD HEY HEY HEY HEY OVER HERE. Who needs 101 of these little dudes? This amount feels more than adequate. [via Tastefully Offensive]
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Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be a Runner
Like deep-cleaning your bathroom or reading Middlemarch, running is one of those things you always mean to be darn good at once you get around to it. But there is something extremely daunting about the...
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'Keep Calm and Rape' T-Shirts Pulled From Amazon UK, But Why The Fuck Were...
T-shirts being sold on Amazon UK from a company called Solid Gold Bomb, which includes 638 oh-so-witty riffs on the "Keep Calm" slogan such as "Keep Calm and Knife" and "Keep Calm and Kill," have been...
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Panicked Texas Republicans May Throw $100 Million Back At Women's Health
Oops! Remember that time that Texas lawmakers cut $73 million of family planning funding and thought that wouldn't have an effect on the overall birth rate in the Lone Star state? As it turns out,...
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South Africans Have Accidentally Been Eating Giraffe and Kangaroo Meat
Just to ensure that human beings have unknowingly consumed EVERY kind of animal who sings "Circle of Life" at the beginning of The Lion King, it looks like South Africans have inadvertently been...
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Star Trainer Pretends He's The First Human To Introduce Dumb Crash Diet To...
Haven't you been SO worried about middle America catching onto crash diets, juice fasts, and other ultimately unhealthy, pointless exercises in self-restriction? I sure have! Fuck walking on a...
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Vivienne Westwood, For The Punk Wife of Bath in You
Inspired by an illuminated manuscript from the 1300s, the original "Queen of Punk," Dame Vivienne Westwood, swaddled this year's Paris Autumn/Winter 2013 runway looks in sackcloth cloaks and oversized...
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Your Love Is Lifting Him Thigher
Ruslan Samitov of Russia competes in the Men's Triple Jump Final during day two of the European Athletics Indoor Championships at Scandinavium on March 2, 2013 in Gothenburg, Sweden. (Photo by Ian...
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Black Women Twice as Susceptible to PTSD After Breast Cancer Diagnosis
As more women between the ages of 25 to 39 are being diagnosed with breast cancer (gaaaah), researchers are taking additional steps to address the emotional and psychological trauma involved in the...
View ArticleAshley Judd's D.C. Speech Already Being Picked Apart, Natch
Ashley Judd was under a microscope during a 90-minute appearance at a George Washington University student forum, ostensibly to speak about public health but, for all practical purposes, to continue...
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Uma Thurman Swaggerjacks Dr. Seuss
Actress Uma Thurman Joins Cat In The Hat On NEA's Read Across America Day at New York Public Library on March 1, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images for National Education...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: 'This Is Fucking Awesome'
Super-endearing comedian Kevin Hart, who was definitely the best part of Act Like A Lady, Think Like a Man is hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, and, as most stand-ups do, the dude will undoubtedly...
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Awesome, LaToya's Peddling the Jackson Kids for Cash
In a move that obviously has nothing to do with brother Michael's $2 billion estate, no, nothing whatsoever, LaToya Jackson has swooped in on miniature heirs Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson and taken...
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Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help Other...
"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be...
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Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!
Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale...
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Kim Kardashian Rushed to Hospital During Miscarriage Scare
Kim Kardashian was rushed to an L.A. hospital in tears on Tuesday night after she felt something had gone awry with The (Second) Most Important Baby of Our Time, shortly after she got off a plane from...
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Selena Gomez's Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
On a scale of 1 to Daddy Issues, Selena Gomez ranks among Sylvia Plath, Angelina Jolie and the daughter of the Dos Equis guy, if he has one. Not to mention, let's be honest, most of us. She...
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Sarah Jessica Parker's Feet Are Busted From Years of Sex and The City Heels
The dark sides of being Carrie Bradshaw, one can easily imagine, are as long as a grocery list: contributing to the materialistic culture of Manhattan! Perpetuating unrealistic standards of romance!...
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Olivia Wilde's Psyched About This Clown Sandwich
Actors Steve Carell, actress Olivia Wilde and actor Jim Carrey arrive at the world premiere of 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone' during the 2013 SXSW Music, Film + Interactive Festival at the...
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