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Here's Another Reason Why Camille Paglia Is Absolutely Ridiculous
We already know that Camilla Paglia jumped the shark awhile back—perhaps an entire school of sharks, while wearing a neon-pink ski hat and scream-singing Ace of Base's "I Saw The Sign." This might...
View ArticleSea Turtle With Prosthetic Limbs Finds Joy Again, and So Can You!
Maybe "joy" is overstating it, since having your front limbs mauled by sharks is a tough thing to get over. But thanks to the perseverance of a group of researchers at the University of Tokyo,...
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Jessica Biel Can Only Feel Good About Clothes Now That She's Married, Apparently
Before Jessica Biel became a married lady, every morning she hesitantly donned an overly-starched uniform with a name-patch that read "Please Be My Husband" on it. But now that she's got a ring on it,...
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Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer Bare Their Fangs
Actors Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend the GREAT British Film Reception at British Consul Generals Residence on February 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty...
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Male Models Will Appear in America's Next Top Model's Next Cycle
Since the brilliant concept of "pot ledom" was already taken during Cycle 17: All-Stars (did you guys see that? What the FUCK), producers needed to come up with another gimmick to draw viewers into...
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You Can Be On The NYT Bestseller's List For A Measly $231,000
It came to light in September that celebrities like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and more have been buying fake Twitter followers to boost their numbers. However, you, like I, may have been...
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On Looking Like Every Dude’s OK Cupid Date But Not Being It
Like many single women, I have a Saturday brunch ritual with friends. When friends aren't available—or sometimes when they are, but I feel cranky or sub-human or haven't washed my hair for so long it...
View ArticleWatch Michelle Obama Do Some Quality Mom-Dancing On Late Night
The magic spell that FLOTUS has cast on the nation continues: the First Lady appeared on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night to exhibit the evolution of Mom-dancing as part of her Let's Move...
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People Don't Like Plastic In Their Sausages For Some Reason
While it's completely obnoxious to assume everyone can afford it, there is no bigger argument for seeking out farm-to-table sustenance than the recent spat of recalled foods. While the latest...
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Dove Lays Eggs On Guy's Car, He's Totally Sweet About It
When a guy named Trevor Maltby left his car at the Cairns International Airport in Australia to go on a six-day business trip, he returned to find a small bird perched on top of a tiny nest on the...
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Vietnam And Its 'Exotic People' Are The New Black, According To Absurd Luxury...
Although the 2013 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was the latest example of the egregious use of international people and their so-called "traditional ways" as contrasting props and backdrops for...
View ArticleAnd Holy Shit, Here Are The Dog Oscars
Nothing in your life could have prepared you for the The Dog-E! Red Carpet Special, featuring Anne Hathawag, Jennifur Lawrence, and Djamie Foxhound. Nobody seemed to manage to be able to do something...
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Yael Cohen Examines Actresses' Extreme Weight Fluctuation For Roles
Yael Cohen is the author of We Killed, a recent oral history of the double standards leveled on female comics. Cohen has an interesting piece on The Cut today about the fascination/accolades for...
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Feminist Satire From 1915 Declares That Men Are Too Emotional To Vote
Yay for our foremothers (is that a word?) Alice Duer Miller! This baller piece of old-school Americana comes via @iRevolt. My favorite: "Because if men should adopt peaceable methods women will no...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Onscreen Pants-Pooper Kristin Davis
Any Sex and The City enthusiast knows that playing Charlotte York is a thankless affair. Kristin Davis—who turns 48 today—is given the pratfalls, the camel-toes, and all the other gross-out moments...
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Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Press Room and More Gossip from the Oscars
While you were staggering home in a prosecco haze, celebrities were still out partying, and here's some post-Oscar nuggets for you to munch on. Okay, so yeah, Jennifer Lawrence fell down on her way to...
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Kim Kardashian's New More Private Life Includes Nude Mag Covers
A few days ago, Kim Kardashian said that what she got most from her relationship with Kanye West was an appreciation of privacy. The new cover of French fashion mag L'Officiel Hommes features Kimye's...
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Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their Wedding
The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning...
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Nicki Minaj Says She's Never Had Work Done On Her Face, Doesn't Mention Ass
Nicki Minaj went on Extra to promote her MAC makeup collaboration VIVA Glam, and said that she's never had surgery on her face. "When people see my makeup they think all types of crazy things that I'm...
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Taylor Swift Spends the Night with Brit-Pop Gingersnap Ed Sheeran
It's possible that your fevered collective fan dreams have come true—Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran might be tenderly and respectfully fornicating. Apparently Sheeran was in T-Swizzle's hotel room before...
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