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Yay? Models Get Gross Lawn Water Half Off During Fashion Week
In an obvious gambit to get the gazelle-like clotheshorses of Fashion Week to drop a few pounds of water weight in order for a dress to hang juuuust right, the Council of Fashion Designers of America...
View ArticleWatch A Supercut of Dot Com Outsmarting Everyone On 30 Rock
Although Tracy Jordan's lackey Walter "Dot Com" Slattery (played by Kevin Brown) only pops up occasionally on your dearly beloved 30 Rock, many of the 1993 Wesleyan University graduate cerebral...
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Elisabeth Moss Was Nervous About Doing Onscreen Nudity For The First Time
While we wait with '50s cocktails and bated breath for the last season of Mad Men, Elisabeth Moss shot Jane Campion's new Sundance Channel miniseries Top Of the Lake, in which she played a hard-boiled...
View ArticleOn The Colbert Report, Tavi Gevinson told...
On The Colbert Report, Tavi Gevinson told a thrilled Stephen Colbert that he has an aura of "Capital-C, capital-D Cool Dad."
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Catholic Church Will Be Looking Into That "Fetuses Aren't People" Hospital...
Well, this makes sense. The husband of 31-year-old Lori Stodghill and her unborn twins, who died in the lobby of St. Thomas More Hospital in Canon City, Colorado, filed a wrongful death lawsuit against...
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He's Like A Bird, He'll Only Thigh Away
Keith Moffatt of USA in action during the Mens High Jump during the British Athletics International Match at the Emirates Arena on January 26, 2013 in Glasgow, Scotland. (Photo by Stu Forster/Getty...
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Study Finds That Almost Half of Bisexual Women Have Been Raped
Last year it was discovered that bisexual women were more likely to have depression or anxiety than straight women—the head researcher said this was likely due to dealing with the stigma against...
View ArticleChristian Radio Trolls Discuss The Two Schools of Feminism: Hot and Not Hot
You may remember Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner, the delightful duo on RightWingWatch.org's radio station, as the super-conservative wackadoos who hated and wanted to eat the Muppets. Now, they want...
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Woman Whose Photos Were Used To Create "Lennay Kekua" Understandably Flees...
The epic catfishing of Manti Te'o continues to befuddle the nation. 23-year-old Los Angeles woman Diane O'Meara, whose photographs were now infamously appropriated by Ronaiah Tuiasosopo as an avatar...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Flocka Birds Enjoy Waka Flocka Flame
Something all pet shop employees should take note of when giving a new macaw owner customer care tips: These majestic tropical birds enjoy Flocka's musical stylings way more than that lame cuttlebone...
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Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space
I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six...
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Serial Dater John Mayer Lurches Over To Allison Williams
Despite Katy Perry's best efforts, one cannot domesticate the Wild Striped Douchebag, and John Mayer is no exception. Like the Countess Elizabeth Báthory, best remembered for bathing in the blood of...
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Ashley Judd and Dario Franchitti Split With No Hard Feelings, For Real
Unfortunately, The Year That Love Died appears to be extending into 2013: Actress, vocal feminist and possible Kentucky senatorial candidiate Ashley Judd and her husband, three-time Indy 500 winner...
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Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene
Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy...
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Beyoncé on Her Miscarriage: 'The Saddest Thing I've Ever Been Through'
In HBO's upcoming Beyoncéumentary Life Is But A Dream, Beyoncé publicly discusses her pre-Blue Ivy miscarriage for the first time, which Jay-Z referenced in his song "Glory" (recorded days after Blue...
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Beyoncé Goes H.A.M. at Super Bowl, Announces Imminent World Domination
So last night Beyoncé literally blew the lights out at the Super Bowl with a powerhouse performance featuring Destiny's Child (dammit, why "Bootylicious"? If they had done "Survivor" or "Bills Bills...
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Have Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gone From BFFs to Frenemies?
IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for...
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody in Love: Life Imitates WB Fanfic
The universe works in mysterious ways, but occasionally a gear will click into place and simplify at least one aspect of your troubled adult existence. Examples: cheese going on fries, and the fact...
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Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom
Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help...
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Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in That Girls Reality Show You Won't Watch
Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose...
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