Watch a Little Girl On Monkey Bars Indecisively Yell At Her Dad
Like the best of us, little Riley attempts establish her independence while also pooping herself in fear of falling down. Watch her yell "I need you! I don't need you! I need you! I don't need you!"...
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Jennifer Grey Was Still Reeling From Infamous Matthew Broderick Car Crash On...
In honor of the upcoming 25th anniversary of Dirty Dancing, low-fat dairy product company Skinny Cow is screening the film in venues across the country with star Jennifer Grey in tow. The Ferris...
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Usher's Stepson Kyle Glover Has Died
Some really sad news: after being injured on July 8th in a Jetski accident on Lake Lanier, Usher's 11-year-old stepson Kyle Glover was removed from life support and passed away this morning. Usher and...
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Oh, Look, People May Not Be Taking Purity Balls as Seriously as We Thought
You remember purity balls, right?! The ones that are like "put on a white dress, hold a white rose, dance with your dad, sign a contract to Ziploc your vagina, and also it's sorrrrrt of like you're...
View ArticleToday in Hell Yes, Here's The Trailer For Bachelorette (Not The Chris...
Admittedly, it's a little disconcerting to acknowledge that the post-Bridesmaids "bridesmaids behaving badly/horribly" is now a common movie trope, since there are many other settings for women to...
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Treatment For Rape Without Insurance Costs More Than Some Good Used Cars
First of all, here is a 1996 Subaru on sale in Wilton, Connecticut for $3,995. Let's all just let that marinate in our brain-juice for a second. A user with the handle kitcomplex has posted a bill to...
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Lea Michele Is Blue (Da Ba Dee, Da Ba Di), Guy On The Left Is Unmoved
Actress Lea Michele attends the Valspar Hands For Habitat Unveiling Hosted By Lea Michele at Hearst Tower on July 20, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Stephen Lovekin/Getty Images)
View ArticleThe Way You Flip Your Hair Overwhelms Barack Obama In This One Direction Cover
The masters behind Barack's Dubs, who previously brought us the chopped-n'-screwed bit of glory that was the President Barack Obama cover of "Call Me Maybe," have now created a POTUS rendition of...
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Staff Sgt. Luis Walker, One Of The Lackland Air Force Rapists, Sentenced To...
The worst known offender of the Lackland Air Force base rape scandal in San Antonio, Texas, in which 12 of 475 military instructors had been accused of sexual impropriety with 31 different female...
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UGA Student Admonishes Haters For Attacking "Husband-Nabbing" Columnist Amber...
Yeah, so that "How To Kill And Capture The Most Dangerous Game And Marry It" column in University of Georgia newspaper The Red And Black, lambasted by the world at large as well as our own Lindy West...
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Transformers: More Than Meets The Thigh
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - JULY 21: Shinji Kagawa of Manchester United and Graville Scott of Ajax Cape Town in action during the MTN Football Invitational match between Ajax Cape Town and Manchester...
View ArticleAdorable Little Boy Might Be Will.i.am's Biggest Fan
Will.i.am likely delighted many a child when he appeared on Sesame Street, but none more than little Atticus. His mom Tresa says: My son Atticus headbanging to Sesame Street. He has Cerebral Palsy...
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Squid Have Marathon Sex Until They're Too Tired To Swim Away From Predators...
The goings-on of human beings have been deeply saddening this week, so let's just go underwater for a hot second. Is that cool with everyone? OK, great. In order to better answer one of nature's most...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Purify Yourself In The Waters of Lake Minnetonka
Maybe it's the unrelenting heat, or the enthusiastic squid boning we all just learned about together, but I have Prince on the brain. If you guys feel "not so fresh" at any point this weekend, go...
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Madonna Tastelessly Waves Guns Around Onstage Post-Aurora Shooting
In her continued (and, if you ask me, unnecessary) bid for relevancy, Madonna most recently pissed off Mothers Against Guns during her MDNA tour. They objected when Madge waved around some (fake)...
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Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal
Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose...
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Christian Bale Visits Aurora Shooting Victims
For days, a Facebook campaign has been asking Dark Knight Rises star Christian Bale to visit the Aurora shooting victims in the wake of last Friday's massacre ("I propose we should make enough noise...
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Comment of the Day: Let's Split This Ballpark Frank Evenly Among Us
Earlier, we informed you that there may, in fact, be duck feathers in your bread, along with some other gastronomical oddities/grossities, Leucadia had something essential to say about her experience...
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Newspaper Accidentally Thanks Local Man For "Pleasing 15 Women" For An Entire...
If you weren't sure how much of a BMOC one George Brownridge was, this newspaper accidentally (but resplendently!) thanks Brownridge for giving 15 women one full day of nonstop pleasure until they...
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Hillary Clinton And Elton John Share a Very Important LOL
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (L) and Sir Elton John attend The Human Rights Campaign, The Global Equity Fund and The Elton John AIDS Foundation Honor Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Sir...
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