Cats Perturbed By "Gangnam Style"
I don't doubt that everyone is marginally sick of K-Pop sensation "Gangnam Style" (Psy cameoed on last week's Saturday Night Live, and that's how you know you've reached maximum saturation), but this...
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It Costs More To Be A Financially-Illiterate Woman Than A Man
A survey by FINRA, the largest independent securities regulator in the US, has found that, overall, women pay higher interest rates on credit cards than men by .5%. The half a point may look small, but...
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Young Women Using Social Media To Normalize And Demand More Plus-Size Options
Adele's forthcoming plus-sized Burberry campaign is only one of the many factors that are leading to a new eye on mass-market retailers' plus-sized clothing, which blogs have dubbed "fatshion." For...
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Thigh'll Catch You When You Fall
Sotiris Ninis of Parma FC and Facundo Roncaglia (L) of ACF Fiorentina compete for the ball during the Serie A match between Parma FC and ACF Fiorentina at Stadio Ennio Tardini on September 22, 2012 in...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Joan Jett Wants You To Touch Her There
Joan Jett turns 54 today, and above please find my personal favorite Joan Jett and the Blackhearts song for your enjoyment: "Do You Want To Touch Me There," a cover original sung by Gary Glitter ("Bad...
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Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit
To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they...
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Ahh! Beyoncé Might Be Pregnant Again
Blue Ivy is eight months old now, and there is some frantic speculation this morning that Beyoncé is pregnant again thanks to some "baby bump" shots taken at a restaurant in Washington Heights that...
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Guess Which Celebrity Chef Is Already Booked To Make Brangelina's Christmas...
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have hired my mom's pretend (but serious pretend) boyfriend Jamie Oliver to come to their Surrey estate to cook them Christmas dinner. Pitt and Oliver have been buddies...
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Nicole Scherzinger Wants You To Know Her Lips Were Near Chris Brown's But...
A blurry, dark shot of Nicole Scherzinger and Chris Brown at Supperclub in Hollywood (but could very well be any two face-touching alien-like blobs) has given everyone the idea that the X-Factor judge...
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Katy Perry Mourns The Death Of Troubled Ex-Boyfriend Johnny Lewis
The tale of Johnny Lewis, the Sons of Anarchy actor who fell to his death in Los Feliz after murdering his elderly landlord, just keeps getting sadder and crazier. His father Michael was in one of the...
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Kate Middleton Bottomless Shots Surface In Danish Tabloid
Just as the whole topless photo scandal and subsequent privacy lawsuits were beginning to fade into the ether, rumors surfaced this morning that a Danish tabloid called Se og Hør had published new...
View ArticleIn Poland, Dachshunds Get The Parade They Deserve
"It's not everyday you see 300 Dachshunds parade down the street in fancy dress," asserts the description on this video. True enough. But here dachshund owners in Poland display an imaginative and...
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Unfortunately, Alicia Keys' New Album Title Wasn't Inspired By The Hunger Games
As many current R&B mainstays are wont to do at this point, Alicia Keys dropped Frank Ocean's name as a major inspiration for her upcoming fifth studio album, Girl On Fire, in a discussion with The...
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Anna Della Russo Channels Sergeant Pepper in Paris
Anna Della Russo arrives at the Christian Dior Spring / Summer 2013 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on September 28, 2012 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
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Los Angeles Chef Convicted Of Murder After Killing And Cooking His Wife
If you like to sprinkle a little fucked-upness on your cereal on lazy Saturday afternoons, you're in luck. A 49-year-old man named David Viens was found guilty of second-degree murder yesterday in Los...
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Research Now Claims There's A "Mommy Gene" You May Or May Not Have
While this is some pretty controversial and not-yet-fully-fleshed-out information, if your mom is a total asshole, this might solve a few mysteries for you! Researchers at the Rockefeller University in...
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Mexican Fish Penis Bears Terrifying Resemblance To Se7en's "Lust" Spear-Dildo
Um! If any girlfish are reading this, please beware when you come across male freshwater llanos mosquitofish, otherwise known as Gambusia quadruncus. The evolution of the females of this Mexican...
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Get That Gun Under Control, Sir
Shane Mumford of the Swans celebrates with the Premiership Cup after the Swans won the 2012 AFL Grand Final match between the Sydney Swans and the Hawthorn Hawks at the Melbourne Cricket Ground on...
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Johnny Lewis Allegedly On "Smiles" Drug At The Time Of Murder-Suicide
Forget about bath salts: the new terrifying designer drug panic, ushered in by the death of Sons of Anarchy actor Johnny Lewis after he violently murdered his landlady and her cat before falling off...
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Meet Catarina Migliorini, Who's Selling Her Virginity To Raise Money For Her...
A 20-year-old Brazilian woman currently listed on the website Virgins Wanted is about to rake in at least $160,000 for her virginity in an auction that ends October 15. What Catarina Migliorini is...
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