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Rihanna Wins Race During Rob Kardashian Go-Kart Date
Rihanna and Not A Law Student After All Rob Kardashian spent a night in Burbank, California playing some go-karts (which Rihanna won, naturally) and then heading to a nightclub called Playhouse. Ri-Ri....
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Prince Harry's Royal Peen Caught on Video!
The rumblings around the castle are ominous this week: the now-infamous Prince Harry Naked Bear Hug-Gate photos are only the tip of the iceberg, say Vegas sources, and the royal media will soon have to...
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Celebrity Trainer Tracy Anderson Thinks Most Postpartum Women Are Fatasses
Just days after Us Weekly editor Janice Min urged the public to stop the single-minded "mom shell" mentality—criticizing celebrities like Hilary Duff and Bryce Dallas Howard for not dropping postpartum...
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Leann Rimes Turns 30, Checks into Clinic
The day after her 30th birthday, Leann Rimes has checked into a 30-day treatment center to "cope with anxiety and stress." Over the last year, Rimes has been the continued subject of intense body...
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Kate Hudson Annoyed With Lea Michele's Diva Bullshit
Any A-lister who signs on to do a turn on Glee should clench their buttcheeks in preparation for the über-diva behavior from Lea Michele, yet they always seem disgruntled and surprised. WHY IS ANYONE...
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Rihanna Goes Out Partying For A Change, Smashes Glass Table
Rihanna, God of Patron Shots and Cigarette Butts and Hangovers and General Chaos, almost got thrown out of a London nightclub after she supposedly jumped on a glass table, fell, smashed it and then...
View ArticleAdorable Possum Attempts to Crawl Into Camera
In case you have forgotten, possums look like ferrets on steroids and are as cute as all get-out, especially the Australian breed, especially this one, who is earnestly investigating the cameraperson....
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In Two Days Mayor Bloomberg Will Make You Put Your Nipple In Your Kid's Mouth
The mommy shame parade that comes with formula-feeding your baby is soon to be governmentally sanctioned in New York: Latch On NYC, a new initiative announced back in July that begins in two days...
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Backstreet Boys Now Backstreet Men
(L-R) Singers A. J. McLean, Kevin Richardson, Nick Carter, Brian Littrell, and Howie Dorough of the Backstreet Boys perform on ABC's 'Good Morning America' at Rumsey Playfield, Central Park on August...
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After 50 Years of Silence, Manufacturer Apologizes For The Whole Thalidomide...
Gruenenthal Group, the company that distributed thalidomide (referred to as Contergan in the manufacturers' native Germany), has finally said "our bad" to those affected by the in-utero use of the...
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What Makes You Chug a Beer is The Shape Of Your Glass, Not Your Raging...
With the help of 160 lucky social drinkers aged 18 to 40 with no history of alcoholism, a study out of the University of Bristol has determined that glass shape has a big effect on alcoholic...
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Today In Duh, Strong Female TV Characters Are Good For Everyone
Psychologist Christopher Ferguson has done the empirical research, put in the legwork and figured out that Buffy is awesome, which I absolutely could have told you. More specifically, his piece in the...
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Molly Ringwald Got Advice From Bret Easton Ellis About Her Novel
Molly Ringwald (yup, that Molly Ringwald) recently penned her first novel, When It Happens To You, which revolves around a troubled marriage. She still acts and hopes to adapt the novel to the...
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'Cause You're Hot Then You're Cold
LONDON, ENGLAND - AUGUST 31: Nathan Stein of Canada reacts after winning his Men's 50m Freestyle S10 heat on day 2 of the London 2012 Paralympic Games at Aquatics Centre on August 31, 2012 in London,...
View ArticleCollege Duck Mascot Parodies "Gangnam Style" To Create The Citizen Kane Of...
I... I just don't. I just can't? Do you guys remember that Korean rap video later explained to be a satire? No? Well, go watch it if you want. Anyway, as the University of Oregon athletes begin August...
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Lack Of Sleep Contributes To a More Aggressive Form of Post-Menopausal Breast...
Previous studies have suggested that there's a correlation between breast cancer and sleep, but a new one conducted by researchers at University Hospitals Case Medical Center in Cleveland, Ohio—and...
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Abercrombie & Fitch Is No Longer The Swaddling Cloth of The Popular
Ah, but to remember the racist, sexist, absurdly expensive glory days of Abercrombie & Fitch. Sure, American Eagle was more resonably-priced, and Hollister had that creepily dim lighting that made...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: We Hope You Live Forever, Lily Tomlin
The amazing writer and performer Lily Tomlin turns 73 today, and if you're not too busy watching the "Gangnam Style" parody that officially won the Internet, I'd recommend spending a quiet night in...
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Nicki Minaj Is Voting For Mitt Romney Because Everything She Raps Is...
A Nicki Minaj verse on Lil Wayne's new mixtape Dedication 4 is whipping all the blogs up into an unnecessary frenzy about her political predilections this morning: I'm a Republican voting for Mitt...
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Pippa Middleton's Big Night in NYC Included Talking to Chace Crawford for 10...
Pippa Middleton's been hanging out in New York with Andre Balazs and Roger Federer but, ultimately, the highlight of Pippa's stay here came when she and Chace Crawford "didn't party together, but spoke...
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