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J. Lo and Casper Try to Ignore the Glory Hole-Shaped Elephant in The Room
Things in Chez Lopez have apparently been strained since Jennifer Lopez's boyfriend Casper Smart accidentally tripped and fell into an "exotic massage parlor" and a gay porn shop the night before...
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Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely
Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice,...
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Facepalm: Kim Kardashian Is Proud to Be Kanye's Perfect Bitch
Kim Klardashiurn is honored to be boyfriend Kanye West's "perfect bitch," which is the title of a new song he wrote about her, Tweeted about having written about her, and promptly deleted. Said she, "I...
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Mortified Kristen Stewart Crawling into a Hole and Never Coming Out
Kristen Stewart has dropped out of Cali, the movie she was going to film with Alex Pettyfer, and will not show up to the premiere of On The Road. This is probably because her co-star in the Kerouac...
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Brad and Angelina's Secret Wedding Is Probs Not a Wedding
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a big, expensive party at their French chateau this weekend and everyone is speculating they're going to get married even though they said it's being thrown in...
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Jonah Hill Saw A Woman In Labor on a Park Bench And Tried To Instagram Her...
Sometimes "news" really just means "a conflagration of bizarre, seemingly-unrelated events that would seem more appropriate in a P.T. Anderson movie than they do in actual life," and this is one of...
View ArticleDalmatian Adopts Orphaned Spotted Lamb And It's Actually Everything
The first five seconds of this video are I Just Can't Even™. The lamb's owner, John Bolton, says that the bonding of the dog with the lamb over shared spots is "once in a blue moon" and "something [I...
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Nancy Brinker Leadership Change Probably Won't Do Much To Improve Komen's...
Fallout continues from the Susan B. Komen Foundation for the Cure's major PR fuckup six months ago, when it was announced that the organization would be cutting funds for breast cancer screenings at...
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Parents Eat More Saturated Fat Than People With No Kids, Says Study
A study from the Journal of the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics, one of the first to examine the eating habits of adults at different stages of parenthood, has found that the first seven years are...
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Kate Plus Eight (OK, More Than Eight)
AUGUST 10: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge (C) talks to Team GB after their Women's Hockey bronze medal match against New Zealand on Day 14 of the London 2012 Olympic Games at Riverbank Arena Hockey...
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CDC Suggests HIV Prevention Pill Be Approved For At-Risk Heterosexuals
A pill previously limited to "high-risk" gay and bisexual men, which has been on the market since 2004, may soon be prescribed to heterosexual people as well after health professionals at the Center...
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Racist Assholes Predictably Take To Twitter After U.S. Defeat of Japanese...
Unsurprising, but still BLERGHHH. Shortly after Nadeshiko Japan, the nation's women's soccer team, lost Thursday's game to the U.S. 2-1, the terms "Jap," "Pearl Harbor" and "Hiroshima" trended on the...
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GOP Is Psyched That Pro-Life Extremist Paul Ryan's On Romney Ticket
Since Mitt Romney introduced Paul Ryan as his running mate this morning, the response has naturally been immediate and polarizing. An extreme fiscal conservative, Romney wants to cut funding for...
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Female Brain Recovers More Quickly From Alcoholism Than the Male Brain
The long-term effects of alcohol abuse have always been linked to white matter reduction in the brain, which carries side effects that include flat affect and memory problems, but a new study has now...
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Dolly Parton Gets Lock, Stock and Cracker Barrel
Cracker Barrel Music presents 'An Evening With... Dolly' Gold Record Celebration for her first Gold recording in 11 years and the first Certified Gold Recording in the Cracker Barrel Music Line....
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Woe is Tobias Fünke: Blue Man Group To Feature Female Role For The First Time
While the newest addition to the cast won't have to "blue" herself, the new casting call opens the doors for a female Blue Man in Las Vegas. This October, as the Blue Man Group begins its reincarnated...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Why Do We Care About These People?
"No. Oh, no, no, no..." "Just a bunch of people, on drugs and steroids..." "Oh my God, they're violent too?" "That's not nice." "This is so confusing, I don't even know what I'm watching." —an...
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In Case You Missed It: Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged
We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night, but figured it was news worth repeating. When you step outside this morning, don't...
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Robert Pattinson Eats Ice Cream on The Daily Show, Jokes About His Spanx
All those Antique Roadshow marathons seem to have poured some glitter gas back into Robert Pattinson's PR sparkle tank and gotten him through two major New York appearances. First, Rob visited Jon...
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Kristen Stewart Won't Be In the Snow White Sequel That Is Happening Anyway...
Kristen Stewart has been dropped from the Snow White and the Huntsman sequel after Rupert Sanders' wife Liberty Ross made it clear that Sanders would not be working with her again if he had any...
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