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Man Engaged To My Little Pony Twilight Sparkle Defends Her Honor On The Internet
WHAT IS THE INTERNET, EVEN? I work for it, and I can't answer this question. While we've previously discussed the proud legacy of the bronies, a.k.a. bros who like My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic...
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Unauthorized Ford Ads Show Berlusconi And Bound, Gagged 'Bunga-Bunga' Girls
Ooookay. You've got questions, I've got answers. Who is Silvio Berlusconi? Where have you been? He's the 76-year-old former Italian Prime Minister who recently became engaged to his totally...
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Labeling Diseases By Gender Is Literally Hurting Everyone
According to an article in the journal Clinical Chemistry and Laboratory Medicine (CLLM), the majority of medical research on unisex diseases done over the last 40 years focused solely on male...
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Oh Hi Dirty Muscles!
Detailed view of the shirt of Tom Lineham of Hull during the Super League match between London Broncos and Hull at Twickenham Stoop on March 23, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Ben Hoskins/Getty...
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Your Afternoon Cry: Best 10-Year-Old Boy Ever Rescues Cat From Bullies
Oh, man. Maybe I have PMS or allergies or Mad Cow Disease or something, but of all the Morning/Afternoon Cries lately, this one reaaaally does it for me. 10-year-old Manteo, North Carolina resident...
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Saudi Arabian Female Driving Activist Manal al-Sharif Calls John Kerry's...
Saudi Arabian former computer security consultant Manal al-Sharif, arguably the most public face of those who oppose the Saudi female driving ban, got behind the wheel of a car in May of 2011 when she...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Welcome To Mr. G's Room
"Most of what I do... has a grounding in education." Since SNL's a rerun tonight, I made the executive decision that what we all needed today was this clip from the verrrrry underrated Australian...
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Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech
Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew...
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Carrie Bradshaw 1.0 Slams Carrie Bradshaw 2.0 For Slamming Carrie Bradshaw 3.0
After Sarah Jessica Parker called the AnnaSophia Robb-starring Sex and The City prequel The Carrie Diaries "odd," money-making enthusiast MAJOR Carrie Diaries fan Candace Bushnell hit back at SJP for...
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Justin Bieber Terrorizes Gated Community With Fast Cars and Dionysian Rituals
Justin Bieber and the stache he is (jokingly?) attempting to "grow out" has been accused of battery after a confrontation with one of his Calabasas neighbors (let's just call him Mr. Wilson) yesterday....
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Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan Bond During Paparazzi Bitchfest
Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she shouldnnnn't have to go to rehab until after Coachellaaaaa, that would be SOOO...
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Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer Lawrence
According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on...
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Madonna's Homeless, Alcoholic Brother: 'We Never Loved Each Other'
The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of Madge's eight siblings, Anthony Ciconne, a homeless alcoholic who's been living on the...
View Article12-Year-Old South Bronx Girl Reads 300 Books A Year
Next time you're eyeing your dusty copy of Infinite Jest but end up in bed eating cheese fries and watching My Strange Addiction, remember the words of inspiring South Bronx sixth grader Neveah...
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Black Baroness May Join Whitewashed Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
The Real Housewives franchise tends to sequester their casts of spritzer-swilling, rhinestone-body-con-dress wearing female stars along racial lines. Their Beverly Hills, Orange County, New York and...
View ArticleYay! Massachusetts Library Cat Can Stay (Buck Up, Allergic Kids)
If cats could form organized groups for the greater good of felines everywhere, there's no doubt their first order of business would be to form some kind of union for bodega/library/coffee shop cats'...
View ArticleAnd Now, A Game Of Thrones Supercut Called Game of Fucks
In anticipation of Game of Thrones' third season return on Sunday, our buddies over at Slacktory have created a super cut entitled ""Game Of Fucks: 126 Reasons Why Game Of Thrones Would Never Work On...
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Your Afternoon Cry: Photographer Hauntingly Documents Late Wife's Battle With...
If you only read one wrenching, touching, tearjerker of a story today, please make it this one. Five months after New Yorkers Angelo and Jen Merendino were married, Jen was diagnosed with breast...
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What's The Monsanto Protection Act And Why Is It All Over Facebook?
You may have noticed a petition hosted on food advocacy groups like Food Democracy Now circulating on social media for the last week. If you're anything like me, you blithely scrolled over it in your...
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Popular 'Jew In The Box' Exhibition At Berlin's Jewish Museum Unsurprisingly...
As a Jewish person, I feel pretty confident in saying that it's almost inevitable that putting a Jewish person in a small space, ever, anywhere, will make some people angry, even if it's with the best...
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