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Is The New York Times Concern-Trolling Hillary Clinton?
Hillary Clinton, recovering from treatment for a blood clot and released from the hospital Wednesday, is chomping at the bit to get back to the office as she restlessly works from her home in...
View ArticleSloths Are Even More Interesting Than You Thought (Which Was Very)
"The sloth has razor sharp claws on its fingers, and it would be the world's most deadly predator, but only if the world slowed way the fuck down." Are you watching this, Kristen Bell? [via Buzzfeed]
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So Nina, Barbara, Rose and Daphne Are All Sitting on a Couch...
Actresses Wendie Malick, Valerie Bertinelli, Betty White, and Jane Leeves attend the TV Land Sponsored breakfast during the 2013 Winter TCA Tour- Day 2 at Langham Hotel on January 5, 2013 in Pasadena,...
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Guy Tricks Idiot Thief Into Bringing his iPhone Back By Posing as OK Cupid Girl
This might just be the Grand Guignol of petty thief dumbassery. As is wont to happen, a Brooklyn man named Nadal Nirenberg lost his phone in a cab at 4 AM on New Year's Eve. The next day, Nirinberg saw...
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Delhi To Add 2,508 Female Officers to Police Force
Yesterday the Centre in New Delhi moved to ensure that there would be female officers available at every one of the city's 180 police stations—specifically, two female sub-inspectors and 10 constables...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Many Happy Returns, Diane Keaton
Diane Keaton turned 66 today, and here she is singing in everyone's favorite movie Annie Hall because WE NEED THE EGGS, U GUYZ. Also, here she is talking about all the awesome actors from the 1970s...
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JFK Stops Emma Watson To Ask Her Where Mommy And Daddy Are
As if the cries of "Ten points for Gryffindor!" every time she answers a question in lecture correctly aren't humiliating enough, Emma Watson, returning to Brown to resume her studies in the winter...
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Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck It
Nothing gold can stay, including Taylor Swift and Harry Styles' brief foray into exclusivity. New reports claim that Haylor has ended their 65-day-and-one-Press Baby relationship after a disastrous New...
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Mila Kunis Wears Sweatpants, Tears Hole in Space-Time Continuum
From the New York Post, the publication which just two days ago brought us the epic tale of Lena Dunham's "sloppy backside," we now have a full-fledged attack on Mila Kunis' choice of loungewear when...
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Britney Spears Quits The X Factor Before They Can Fire Her Ass
Speaking of pictures ripped out of Teen People that you glued on your 5th grade Trapper Keeper (weren't we? we totally were), Britney Spurrz has gotten the jump on her boss Simon Cowell. She's quitting...
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Harry Styles Dumped Taylor Swift Because She's an Asexual Antiques Enthusiast
A probably fake, albeit hilarious new report has emerged that Harry Styles dumped Taylor Swift because she's "asexual" and "constantly talked about antiques." A rather Regina George-y sounding friend...
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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson Should Just Break Up Already
YEAH, I SAID IT. If you thought you could enter 2013 with the confidence that your favorite weirdo fake-vampire supercouple Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson had repaired their freaky union, you...
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'I Just Love It!!!!!! Will You Excuse Me, Please??'
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is seen speaking to artist Paul Emsley after viewing his new portrait of herself during a private viewing at the National Portrait Gallery on January 11, 2013 in...
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Alisa Valdes Was Abused at the Hands of The Man She Swoons Over in The...
Just last week, Alisa Valdes' memoir The Feminist and the Cowboy hit bookshelves (and three weeks ago we addressed the anti-feminist nature of the book, a sad departure for Valdes author of The Dirty...
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Here's to The LOLs: The Perils of Dating and Dumping Comedians
A few years ago, at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, an inexperienced new comedian (by day, he worked in finance) was trying out a new set on a crowd there to see the main performer, Hannibal Buress....
View ArticleLittle Bunny Plus Little Girl Plus Little Girl's Slipper Equals Actual Cutest...
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS? Has the world gone insane? The fact is, a better Squee could not have been engineered if a bunch of scientists were tasked with assembling one in a lab. I mean, the...
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Virginia GOP Allegedly Tried to Shush Democrats About Abortion Legislation
Last month, Virginia Senate majority leader, Tommy Normant (R) began taking meetings with minority leader Dick Saslaw to see what it would take to get the liberal faction of state government to lay low...
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Yesterday's Civil Rights Commission Hearing Addressed Sexual Assault in All...
A briefing conducted by the Civil Rights Commission in D.C. on Friday and attended by representatives from each branch of the U.S. military, aimed to discuss the problem and prevention of sexual...
View ArticleTina Fey Shares Why Twitter Is Completely Idiotic
Unsurprisingly (to me, at least), Tina Fey is not a big fan of people who Instagram what they had for brunch: "Most people are so f*cking boring that they should up, and you should have to get a...
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Obama Administration Funds Educational Video Game Starring 'Black Female...
Well, this is certainly some outside-the-box thinking. The federally-run National Endowment for the Arts has put $100,000 towards an experimental, informative video game out of the Spelman College of...
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