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POTUS And McKayla Maroney Dare You To Impress Them
Oh, you know, just two ballers hanging out. Just kidding, this photo is actually worth more than my life. McKayla forever! Did I just do the Not Impressed face with the President..? — McKayla Maroney...
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"Sandy Schmandy, We Might Have A Drought Soon," Say Worried Meteorologists
If we weren't before, we should probably all be worrying about the ozone layer right about now: the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reports that this past October was the fifth warmest...
View ArticleAnxious Toddler Suffers Through His First Atomic Warhead Candy
Oh, sour candy, you are a cruel mistress. This three-year-old's distress as he freaks out about the sharp new taste is matched only by his big sister's glee. But don't worry, little one: where there...
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Judging Complex Magazine's List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Sex
Ever the philanthropist, the young men's lifestyle mag Complex is determined to put an end to post-coital awkwardness on both sides. Um, thanks, Complex! Last month they called guys out on the top 10...
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Many Divorced Women Have Losing Their Insurance To Look Forward To
As we inch closer to the full-effect version of Obamacare, on schedule for 2014, it appears that one significant group that'll be benefiting are America's divorced women. After compiling data drawn...
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It's Thigh Time For a Vision in Plaid
Patrick Chan from Canada, the men's gold medal winner, performs during the exhibition gala at the Rostelecom Cup ISU Grand Prix of Figure Skating 2012 the Megasport Sports Center on November 11, 2012...
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Fox & Friends Co-Host Says They Hire Women By Looking At Victoria's Secret...
Brian Kilmeade, Fox & Friends co-host, heteronormative and mysogynist cheerleader and generally crepuscular example of human bigotry, has done it again. Yesterday on Kilmeade & Friends, in...
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Paula Broadwell And Jill Kelley Have Both Visited The White House a Few Times
Since we inexplicably still care about this, I guess, both of the women with whom David Petraeus had his sexual dalliances have been over in the vicinity of WHOTUS (I keep trying to make WHOTUS happen;...
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Silver Linings Playbook's Jacki Weaver Gloriously Bashes Hollywood's...
Oscar-nominated Aussie actress Jacki Weaver, who plays Bradley Cooper's mother in Silver Linings Playbook, wrote in her 2005 memoir Much Love, Jac that she's a firm believer in sex on the first date:...
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TV Doing A Great Job "Symbolically Annihilating" Women Over 40
A sharp, rather troubling essay by New York Times contributor Carina Chocano is running today about women, age and the media; it recalls, of course, all of the obvious anecdotes about the supposed...
View ArticleCorgi And Kitten Come Together To Vanquish All The World's Evils
One Corgi. One kitten. Best friends cuddling, napping. All is right with the world. And for one minute and twenty-seven seconds, every corner of the universe is ephemerally lit. Voldemort is defeated....
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Saturday Night Social: Jeremy Renner, Maroon 5, General Sex Appeal On SNL
Things I know about this week's Saturday Night Live host Jeremy Renner: One time, Jeremy Renner slept with a girl who had broken up with her boyfriend at the time, and they were watching the Oscars...
View ArticleHoliday Gift Guide: What Would You Buy Your Frenemy?
It is a truth universally acknowledged that most people have that one toxic barnacle of a human being that they can't seem to scrape off their leg. Perhaps it's the old college roommate who once...
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The Hobbit Was a 'Death Trap' For Animals
So, this is the worst! Up to 27 animals died in their farm facility during the making of The Hobbit trilogy, which the wranglers involved in the production claim was "a death trap." Although the...
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Holiday Gift Guide: What To Buy Your Frenemy
"They're like these weird nutrition bars my mom uses to lose weight." —Cady Heron, Mean Girls. Yesterday, we implored you to help us brainstorm some gifts for the toxic friend in your life, and came...
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Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East
After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the...
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Jennifer Lawrence's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender
Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word "boob" on them: "I thought it was saying 'Boo...
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Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On Intruders In...
The champion eaters among us know that Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Lady Gaga, who was staying at a house in Peru before her concert in Lima on Friday, was going for a fourthmeal of...
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FLOTUS Dabbles in Dendrology With White House Christmas Tree
First lady Michelle Obama leans down to smell the official White House Christmas Tree after it was delivered to the White House, as her daughters Malia Obama (R) and Sasha Obama look on, on November...
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Ireland Health Watchdog Organization To Investigate Death of Savita Halappanavar
Ireland's government-funded Health Information and Quality Authority (HIQA) watchdog organization has announced that they're launching an investigation into the death of Savita Halappanavar, the...
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