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Jessica Simpson's Baptist Dad Allegedly Has a 20-Year-Old Boyfriend
As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts?...
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The Kurt and Courtney Musical Will Either Be Awesome or a Total Disaster
During the Lufti/Spears trial, Sam Lufti let this slip: "[Courtney Love and I] are currently working on a possible motion picture or Broadway musical based on the Nirvana catalogue, based on her life...
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Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy Split, Rain Falls on the Grassy Knoll of Her...
Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the CDs and shit, offer your condolences to her 2-dimensional cardboard likeness, for...
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Joe Simpson's Alleged 21-Year-Old Boyfriend Sounds Like A Real Douche Nugget
Apparently "the gay community of Hollywood" isn't surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old...
View ArticlePipsqueak The Smallest Goat of All Time Joins Open-Minded Dog Family
Sometimes Pixar loglines just write themselves. This is one of those times. Pipsqueak the 8-day-old pygmy goat is too small to hang out with the other goats, so house dogs Gizmo and Q-Tip (GIZMO! And...
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But Seriously, Quit Smoking Before You're 30 So You Can Live a Decade Longer
Hardly revelatory news that cigarettes are bad for you, but UK researchers have found new data after completing their One Million Women Study, published in The Lancet: quit before you're 30, or even...
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Planned Parenthood Buys Some Time In Texas Women's Health Plan
When it comes to Planned Parenthood funding in Arizona and Texas, stalling looks to be the name of the game: notably, both states are seeing the women's health provider taking their respective state...
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So Claire's Is Hawking A Pretty Phallic Cell Phone Charm
An intrepid tipster (thanks, Jen!) has alerted us to one particular item in Claire's, that shopping-mall bastion of cheapo headbands and Best Friend necklaces favored by Youngs across America. Top your...
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Chaka Khan's Every Woman, Therefore We All Have a Cool GQ Plaque Now
Chaka Khan backstage at the GQ Men of the Year Award at Komische Oper on October 26, 2012 in Berlin, Germany. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images for GQ)
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Marina Krim's Mommy Blog Pulled Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
In the two days since Upper West Side nanny Yoselyn Ortega stabbed two of her young charges and herself, there's been a firestorm of responses to the tragedy: a critical eye on working mothers and a...
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The Possibility Of Frankenstorm Gets Everyone All Tingly
Hey, remember Hurricane Irene? Or that Polly-Pocket-sized New York earthquake that I completely didn't notice because I was too busy taking a shit? (That's true.) Sound the alarms, for the next natural...
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Roseanne Barr Accused of Transphobia After Negative Tweet About Green Party...
Presidential candidate Roseanne Barr (Jesus, typing that) has come under fire from the trans community after one of her Twitter followers referenced Jill Stein's support for trans rights—"[Stein] is...
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Thigh'll Be Seeing You
DURBAN, SOUTH AFRICA - OCTOBER 27: Patrick Lambie during the Absa Currie Cup final match between The Sharks and DHL Western Province from Mr Price KINGS PARK on October 27, 2012 in Durban, South...
View ArticleSaturday Night Social: Happy Birthday And R.I.P, Emily Post
On this day in 1872, Emily Post was born. Then she gave a bunch of people some good tips on how not to slurp your soup, and then in the '60s she passed away. All of Post's descendants seemed to have...
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Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists
Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media...
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Bill O'Reilly Is Not Thrilled That Single Women Might Decide Election
Single women are the fastest-growing voting population in the country: 55 million unmarried women will be voting in the upcoming election, and it goes without saying that they're not being courted by...
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No Doubt Does In Fact Exhibit Doubt About Offensive Native American-Themed...
Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of stereotypical camp when it comes to Native American imagery in a music video: No Doubt has...
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Jay and Bey Have Some Eleventh-Hour Obama Endorsements For You
Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you're just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted "Mitt" for "bitch" onstage during...
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Melissa McCarthy Is Hella Positive About Weight, Life
In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when...
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Brangelina Threatened By Jonny Lee Miller's Mediocre CBS Show
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn...
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