The greatest thing that ever happened to anyone is this video of George the bulldog and Winston the tortoise eating Cheerios together, in no small part because they resemble Bowser and an improbably-teeny Koopa.
Also, after one piece of cereal the tortoise was probably like "Urghhh, I'm sooooooo fullllllll," and the bulldog was like, "OMG, this is why I hate eating with you."
[via Tastefully Offensive]