"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to describe their hella expensive Italian wedding (soup), even though not everyone was as happy (N*Sync was excluded from the 100-person guest list; they are "are pretty upset about it"). Nevertheless, Bielberlake's got a hard head for business, having just sold their wedding pictures to People for $300,000 and to OK! in Europe for an unspecified price. [Page Six, People]
Justin's mom Lynn Harless was the boss of Jessica during the wedding planning, and supposedly was the one who made the call to have a large, splashy affair rather than the intimate ceremony Biel wanted. A friend says that "Lynn is a very powerful factor in Justin's life and, if [Jessica] wants to have a smooth marriage, she has to have Lynn in her corner. A big part of that is letting Lynn have her way." [Chicago Sun-Times]
Although Taylor Swift counts Emma Stone and Selena Gomez among her friends, they don't really talk about being famous starlets that much. "It's surprising how we don't talk shop. You'd think we'd get together and discuss the stresses of fame but we actually just talk about boys like all the other girls." Bet they don't ask for a second round of bread for the table like the rest of us Muggles, though. Swift also admits that she has Gwyneth Paltrow in her phone, "but it means I have a strict rule that I don't have my phone on me when I drink." [The Sun]
New York Magazine applies their Beautiful Minds to decode Tay-Tay's new album, Red. Spoiler alert: It is about boys. [Vulture]
Leann Rimes, fresh out of rehab, told Katie Couric on Katie: "I feel like I am starting over even though I've had all these years behind me. How many people get to [start] over again in this day and age?" and "People look at you and go, 'Why are you struggling?' No one can quite understand why you hurt so badly." [ABC News]
Here's Rimes sans makeup. [E!]
Rather unsurprisingly, she and Brandi Glanville still dislike each other over that whole Eddie Cibrian thing. When asked about her relationship with Rimes, Glanville said "Right now it's not amazing. And I'll leave it at that." [Gather Celebs]
Dancing With The Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba took one of the doofier falls off a chair that I've ever seen, immediately after screaming "LET THE BABY-MAKING BEGIN!" I know very little about this program but I'm gonna go ahead and assume she brings the Paula Abdul dynamic. [Entertainment Weekly]
Khloe Kardashian tweeted a shot of her mom's Very Halloweeny Wardrobe Malfunction. Nothing like Kris Jenner's areola to start your morning right. [Page Six]
"And then you decide to have cupcakes. Why'd you have to have cupcakes?" —the world's most important question, presented to you by 50 Cent in the promo video for his new workout book, Formula 50. [Hip-Hop 'n' More]
- Here's the first shot of Zoe Saldana as Nina Simone for the biopic Nina. [Vibe]
- Robert DeNiro bought lunch for the firefighters who fought his apartment blaze. [Monsters and Critics]
- Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran went to a gas station. [Just Jared]
- The candy corn niblets of One Direction have made it onto Britain's richest under-30 list. [MTV UK]
- Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos will star on an ABC sitcom. [Vulture]
- Melanie Griffith is the latest victim of Internet trolls. [Us Weekly]
- Here's the first sighting of post-divorce Danny Devito. [Daily Mail]
- As it turns out, Ashley Benson dumped Justin Bieber's best friend for James Franco, and Selena Gomez is the one who got Benson the part in Spring Breakers, so now everyone's a little pissed at her. Except I guess James Franco. [Radar Online]
- Eva Longoria is almost done having her Tony Parker tattoo scraped off. Man, did nobody learn from Johnny Depp's Wino Forever? [TMZ]
- The fuzz is currently inspecting Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's home to make sure it's Obama-proofed for their upcoming fundraiser. [TMZ]
- Supposedly Lindsay Lohan is dating a personal trainer, one Josh Chunn (also "a former member of the University of Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns cheerleader squad"). [NYDN]
- Britney Spears got some bangs. [NYDN]
- George Clooney and Neil Diamond duet on "Sweet Caroline." [Us Weekly]
- Ryan Seacrest intimates that a Kimye proposal is nigh. ;_; [Us Weekly]
- Four weeks after giving birth to her new son, Reese Witherspoon cheered her older kid Deacon on at a soccer game. [Us Weekly]
- "Angela Lansbury got confused Sunday when she went to the wrong event by mistake." FUCK YEAH MRS. POTTZZ. [Page Six]
- "Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice won't support young boy with cancer without getting appearance fee." BRB, gotta go pour rubbing alcohol into my brain and heart. [NYDN]
- Ireland Baldwin and her mom Kim Basinger chilled on the beach. [NYDN]
- One time Mick Jagger wanted to swap partners with Rod Stewart but Rod said no. Awkward. [Contact Music]